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Wear this brilliant combination of holiday pop song and French rationalism while staying warm through winter heartbreak
Don’t wait to wear your philosophy — grab your Bourgeoisie tee now and turn everyday moments into stylish statements
Perfect for sipping coffee while contemplating how holiday spirit died and we're all complicit
Prove your existence through the undeniable reality of wearing an intentionally terrible holiday garment
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