Pencils for Lefties teaching Smells like dad will know

Smells like dad will know what to do

Streets of Rain Scented

hand me that bottle

All aboard for out-of-this-world thinking

Pencils for Lefties teaching Smells like dad will knowYou're Weird. No, but seriously. Can you just suck it up and start using your right hand like everyone else in the developed world? Youre making us look bad with all your creativity and success. Its like youre part of a secret club we can never join. And frankly, the rest of us have the right to feel left out. See what I did there? Thats the best thing a right hander can come up with. We need you weirdos. Pencils: The Real Right Side Up Smudge This!