DON'T BITE THE HAND THAT FINGERS YOU Color:Blue Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight cotton

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DON'T BITE THE HAND THAT FINGERS YOU Color:Blue Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight cottonAbout This Design A wide jawed alligator lounges across a sunny yellow star like he wandered off a kindergarten worksheet until your eyes drift up to the words. One tiny verb swap turns "don't bite the hand that feeds you" into "fingers you," and suddenly we're somewhere completely unhinged. The contrast is the whole joke, and it lands every single time. Why You'll Love This Shirt Half the fun is watching someone read "alligator," smile politely, and