NUT IN MY EYE AND CALL ME CYCLOPS Size:M the heavyweight cotton feels as

the heavyweight cotton feels as good as the jokes land

or any situation where you want to test who's really paying attention to your shirt

Perfect for those moments when you need to channel your inner alpha energy

and the kind of thousand-yard stare that comes from surviving life's curveballs

NUT IN MY EYE AND CALL ME CYCLOPS Size:M the heavyweight cotton feels asAbout This Design A classical greek bust marble, bearded, distressed white halftone, the kind of thing that belongs in a museum stares back at you with a single eye centered in its forehead. It's a cyclops. It's a greek statue. And underneath it, in the most cursed possible use of greek mythology, the words: 'nut in my eye and call me cyclops.' Homer did not write this chapter. Why You'll Love This Shirt The double take is immediate classical